There are times and places like these, all over. Rich people are the typical mark—people so rich they can carry enough cash that they won’t notice if it all goes missing. Casino openings. Art galleries. Presentations of important political parties. The events change, but the situation’s always the same.
What if they threw a war and nobody was into it
In Domains Of Meh, the great empire is clashing, but nobody, it seems, in any of the warring states, is actually that interested in having a fight. And so, when armies approach an area, all the smaller armies very quietly and graciously leave the field, because they’ve got other things to do, and did you see the time, and what’s more, another thing. You’ll send an army to hold some terrain, and have to see who else goes to fight over it! Command Dwarves (that brought packed lunches) and Orcs (who think this is like a sports match?) and Elves (who are prepared for a recital) and a contingent of humans (who aren’t even sure what they’re doing here).
Springdell is a gentle little town, a little down the road from here. Everyone who passes through here, it seems, is on the way to Springdell. A bit bigger than here, but not by much. Why, says a-plenty that Springdell’s the biggest town around, considering how it is. But you’ve been walking long – come, sit, and stay here at the tavern for a while.
We’re not sure who Winston is, but they left behind a great big pile of unsorted books. Thankfully, in this library, there are always archivists looking to sort things out, and someone’s already gone through this big stack to label and mark some things, which is helpful, but now the library wants the books sorted, and you’ve got your own projects to manage! What’s worse, the pile includes sections of an untranslated, unsorted manuscript, which is pretty important, except you don’t have the priority to do it, so now what?
We need a tank, a support, and a damage dealer for this quest, and what we do isn’t as important as who we step on on the way out the door!
LFG – Looking For Group is a drafting card game for 2-7 players about assembling a party of adventurers to go take on some immense quest! The problem is, all your adventurers are dysfunctional dorks!
Avast! Are ye ready for some BOOK-KEEPING?
The great and mysterious pirate Captain Nobeard has decided they want to call it quits and stop making hay on the high seas! On the windiest day of the season, they took their great treasure map, and tore it into sections, throwing them high in the sky—and you’re one of the people who caught a piece of it that shows X Marks the spot! Now it’s up to you to put the map together and try and get an edge on the race to that treasure!