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Simon’s Schism
We all know Simon. Simon says things, and you do them. Simon says to put hands on head, and we do. Simon says to jump in the air, and we do. Simon says inform on your parents and we do. Simon says elect a one world government and what could we do to stop ourselves? But that was then. This is now.
The Suits
Hitting a casino is no small job, you know. There’s security, there’s people in the place, they don’t shut, they’re set up like mazes, they got locks, they got cameras, they got lasers, they got everything you could imagine and…
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The Botch is Back
“You’d think on a single ferry there’s only room for so many crooks to be running the business.” In The Botch Is Back, we return to the chaotic bluffing-lying-hurting playstyle of The Botch, but with a Canadian flair. The ferry…
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The Botch
In The Botch, a motley collection of criminals are picking through the wreckage of a massive heist gone massively cock-eyed. There’s a fortune’s worth of diamonds flying around between the hands of even the small-timer crooks scudding around the Boss’ empire, and she’s not happy.