What if they threw a war and nobody was into it
In Domains Of Meh, the great empire is clashing, but nobody, it seems, in any of the warring states, is actually that interested in having a fight. And so, when armies approach an area, all the smaller armies very quietly and graciously leave the field, because they’ve got other things to do, and did you see the time, and what’s more, another thing. You’ll send an army to hold some terrain, and have to see who else goes to fight over it! Command Dwarves (that brought packed lunches) and Orcs (who think this is like a sports match?) and Elves (who are prepared for a recital) and a contingent of humans (who aren’t even sure what they’re doing here).
Springdell is a gentle little town, a little down the road from here. Everyone who passes through here, it seems, is on the way to Springdell. A bit bigger than here, but not by much. Why, says a-plenty that Springdell’s the biggest town around, considering how it is. But you’ve been walking long – come, sit, and stay here at the tavern for a while.
We’re not sure who Winston is, but they left behind a great big pile of unsorted books. Thankfully, in this library, there are always archivists looking to sort things out, and someone’s already gone through this big stack to label and mark some things, which is helpful, but now the library wants the books sorted, and you’ve got your own projects to manage! What’s worse, the pile includes sections of an untranslated, unsorted manuscript, which is pretty important, except you don’t have the priority to do it, so now what?
We need a tank, a support, and a damage dealer for this quest, and what we do isn’t as important as who we step on on the way out the door!
LFG – Looking For Group is a drafting card game for 2-7 players about assembling a party of adventurers to go take on some immense quest! The problem is, all your adventurers are dysfunctional dorks!
Sector eighty-six is where they string the stations out wide, they let the signal ping late. No up-to-date quantum casters there, they use the old scatters and deal with the port collisions. It’s a place where you just can’t make that much money, because all the opportunity is passing through. It’s a sector scarred by a history and still being picked over by Corporate powers
And you’re here
People talk about a global conspiracy, about the powers that own the world, but they don’t seem to grasp just how big the world is. How remote parts of the world are. And this isn’t just like, people living in the mountains. We’re talking about places like, Idaho. And Nebraska. There’s a lot of nothing going on over there, and do you think the conspiracies that run the world care about it?
Well, you know they do.
Drip… Drip… Drip… We don’t talk about why it happened. That seems almost foolish by now. Just another ridiculous tech-bro capitalist dream, collapsed on its side and tumbling down into the ocean. But it was a state, it defined itself,…