What if they threw a war and nobody was into it
In Domains Of Meh, the great empire is clashing, but nobody, it seems, in any of the warring states, is actually that interested in having a fight. And so, when armies approach an area, all the smaller armies very quietly and graciously leave the field, because they’ve got other things to do, and did you see the time, and what’s more, another thing. You’ll send an army to hold some terrain, and have to see who else goes to fight over it! Command Dwarves (that brought packed lunches) and Orcs (who think this is like a sports match?) and Elves (who are prepared for a recital) and a contingent of humans (who aren’t even sure what they’re doing here).